This is a test of the emergency broadcast system

This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.

Please be advised that there is a little girl who went to bed an hour and a half late last night. And got up an hour early this morning.

Citizens in the vicinity of H & HC roads are warned to expect noises at an unbearably high pitch which may cause dogs to whimper and cower in corners. We are calling for outbursts of impatience and crying jags if the child's mother fails to be anything less than perfect. And psychic of course, as said child will only communicate in fragmented sentences punctuated with disbelief at her lot in life.

There will be unreasonable demands for bread with nutella.

In worst case we are predicting maternal precipitation, followed by consumption of large quantities of chocolate.

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.